For those of you who are curious, my five-step plan for fame and fortune is proceeding quite nicely, with Step 2 just taking place. (See Step 1.) What is Step 2? A story, "Reading Material," about one of my oh-so-humorous China adventures, which is now available on the Internet for all to read. (Those of you who are too lazy to click on links are out of luck on this one; the story is too long for me to post on the blog.) (But not too long to read of course, since it's completely engrossing and entertaining and is, without a doubt, the very best story ever written about this job I had in China.) (And yes, it is the only story about that job ever written--why do you ask?)
As for me, I'm off to plot out Step 3. I'm not sure what it is, but I guess I'd better make it something good. Suggestions are welcome.